Two men, two diametrically opposite accounts. A choice must be made: Team Uzzie or Team Pat?

Covered by 2 sources · 1 wire story + 0 independent reports First reported 22:50

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Wire story · carried by The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age

For a once great Test team, it is a nightmare without end. For everybody else, it is just about the juiciest Ashes prelude possible.

Carried by 2 outlets in 1 country

22:50 The Sydney Morning Herald first reports it
22:50 The Age: Two men, two diametrically opposite accounts. A choice must be made: Team Uzzie or Team Pat?

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